Claire
I need to speak with Claire please. Claire. C-L-A-I-R-E. In purchasing, Claire.I am calling to speak to Claire in purchasing. No Cl... Claire. Claire. In purchasing. C-L-A Claire. No in purchasing. Claire. No Claire. Claire. Thi th idth. Not Axle Rose, Claire. It's important that I speak with Claire. ...Recently. Yes. No Claire. CLAIRE

Monte Cristo ~ Blue Bayou
This is the single best possible to eat. I have been saying it for years. Ever since M7 and I stumbled accross it compleatly by mistake. It was truly a magic sandwich and still is. It's so good that I have no problem with going to Disneyland just to eat one! Mind you I cant do it all that often because they are quite filling. Here is an LA Times quote:"...the [Blue Bayou in New Orlean's Square, Disneyland/Anaheim California] restaurant's Monte Cristo sandwich probably has been the most recognizable -- and demanded -- item on the menu since it first appeared in 1966. It hasn't changed since then," said Boll, "and it's become a standard. It's a very, very popular item. We serve about 160 to 200 of them every day. When the first one of the day comes out, everybody who sees it wants to order one. It comes close to the croque monsieur that originated in France." ---"Chef du Jour: Disney's counter of Monte Cristo," Los Angeles Times, July 15, 1993 (p. 36)

SWG Wife Stealing Banter
As you may or may not know MMORPG (massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) players can get really involved and serious about it. MMORPGs offer an alternate reality to live in where you must work, and if you want even get married... I actually know someone who is getting married in real life to someone he met on an MMORPG.Check out this amusing bit of SWG wife stealing banter:I BANKY EDWARDS LEADER OF -PL- AND NOW FORMER EX-HUSBAND OF ADENN DO DECLARE WAR ON THE GUILD ASBESTOS! IF THEY ARE UP FOR THE WAR. YOU ALL THINK YOU CAN STEAL MY WIFE AND LIVE? ASB MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!OH AND 500K TO THE FIRST PERSON TO POST A SCREEN SHOT OF THEM GRIEFING THOMAS_NEFFEN_______________________________________________________and no doctored/photoshoped pics i must see a timestamp in the chat log also________________________________________________________in game name is Thomas Nuffan yes TRIPLE INCAP! I want full black bars on this guy. ________________________________________________________No Arica i just want him DEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN!________________________________________________________make it 600k if he trys to GTEF me...wow cool theres wife stealing in this game i could think of a couple of wife i'd like to steal.________________________________________________________wow cool theres wife stealing in this game i could think of a couple of wife i'd like to steal.________________________________________________________ouch bud sorry to hear man if you feel like pulling some rebel arms out let me know.________________________________________________________Let me know too, Banky.________________________________________________________Well uh.. Have fun with that, Hawk. ________________________________________________________I prefer not to get involved li'dat but.. I'm here for counselling.. Or something, heh.________________________________________________________On Behalf of Asbestos. You will get your asses kicked! Adenn is ours now! Granted you'll have to take it up officailly w/ Pejasto and a few others.Oh...and btw Banky....your ex-wife really knows how to please a big purple lizzard....i mean....wow. Oh thats right!!! She's not yours anymore. She's the newest and most honored member of Asbestos!!WELCOME HOME ADENN!!!!________________________________________________________No we are coming to reclaim her or take the Melons whichever we can get to first!________________________________________________________Adenn you know i will always love you even if you have been corrupted by the promise of the pre nerf melons! -PL- is coming to save you and steal the melons! ________________________________________________________I walked by Banky last night and he was building a huge wooden horse. What's up?________________________________________________________Well there you have it.

Ok, here it is.
I was upstairs at work in the blueprint room. It's cold and dark in there even on the hottest days, and there is a smell like engineers from the 50's (not choo-choo engineers). That's when most of the drawings in there were made, the forties through the sixties.Anyway, there I was and I was moving a chair around the room probably wasting time when two of my bosses came in. We ate this big rectangle pie. It was a strawberry pie but it had 4 cakes inside and also lime jello. Now these cakes were interesting because they were partially eaten already but someone had re-iced them white and decorated them with red accents and writing which if I am not mistaken made them a birthday cakes.All four cakes had been put in the big pie crust and then the lime jello was poured in. The strawberry filling was on top of that and there was whipped cream.I'm not sure who brought it but we started serving it like animals. We used out hands to scoop it onto fancy paper plates. Then we washed our hands and ate it with nice silver forks. We ate almost the whole thing. It was so much that we had to lay on the floor.Then when we had finished they both went on vacation to different destinations and I moved chairs around more.

FRANCE
I am here to stand up for the French and for France. I am first and formost not French. Nor am I a US hater or a Bush hater. But I will say this. I went to France two years ago on vacation. I was there for 2 weeks. One week in Paris and one week in the South of France. I found the french to be nice people who did'nt care that I can't speak French. They almost all could speak English. I did'nt come across one person who was rude to me. On top of that the architecture was fantastic, the atmosphere is laid back, the food is good and there was all sorts of beautifull things to see. I have come to the conclusion that everyone is just jealous…

Paranoid?
Well let's just say creeped out. I have been using this gmail account for a few weeks now and since I am too lazy to bookmark it I just search for it each time. It is always the first search result but I have been noticing another result a few results down called Gmail is too creepy. I finally got curious enough to check it out and that lead me to see the rest of Google Watch. They tell of the Google cookie and how it does not expire till 2038. They mention that Google hires ex-NSA (national security agency) and others with high security clearance. Basically what I see is that Google wants to "search" your (my) email and search terms that I use on the Google search engine and use them to profile me. Now I don't REALLY care all that much about being advertised to. Granted I really don't need to want more stuff as my current list of things I want could bankrupt a small country. But what about the OTHER stuff it could be used for? What about custom tailored insurance, what about sliding scale pricing based on how much YOU want things. Anyway I am a concerned about the direction this data mining is going and I will be keeping an eye on it...

For the Record
For the record, this is the coolest car song right here.Tach it up, tach it upBuddy gonna shut you downIt happened on the strip where the road is wideTwo cool shorts standin' side by sideYeah, my fuel injected Stingray and a four-thirteenRevvin' up our engines and it sounds real meanTach it up, tach it up, tach it upBuddy gonna shut you downDeclinin' numbers at an even rateAt the count of one we both accelerateMy Stingray is light the slicks are startin' to spinBut the four-thirteen's really diggin' inGotta be cool now power shift here we goSuperstock Dodge is windin' out in lowBut my fuel injected Stingray's really startin' to goTo get the traction I'm ridin' the clutchMy pressure plate's burnin' that machineÕs too muchPedal's to the floor hear the dual quads drinkAnd now the four-thirteen's lead is startin' to shrinkHe's hot with ram induction but it's understoodI got a fuel injected engine sittin' under my hoodShut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down. This is the Dodge 413 with the dual quads they speak of!